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FROM: 441B.YUMMIE, I JUST PAST A GIRL W/ A VERY.SHORT DRESS,
NOW AT LIGHTS STANDS.ANOTHER IN VERY TIGHT SHORTS.
FROM: 321P.LYNCH AND THE TELETYPE CHICK R MADE FOR.EACH OTHER
FROM: 462A.WHY? IS SHE UNBEARABLE TOO?
FROM: 462A.U SMOKIN WEED?
FROM: 321P.YES#
FROM: 151A.GOTTA LOVE THESE $300 UNIFORM GUYS LIKE.JONET...M
AKE $300 EVERY TIME THEY PUT A.UNIFORM ON...NEVER ANSWER
A CALL OR DO.PAPERWORK.
FROM: 231A.NEEDS SOME TESTOSTARONE SHOTS, SHOULD.HAVE COLLEEN HOOK HIM UP
FROM: 231B.I'VE SEEN FRANKIE SMITH DROPPIN OFF SOME.HO'S LAST WEEK AT 340 N.
CHESTNUT
FROM: 321P.I BURPED AND CUCUMBER SAUCE WENT UP.INTO MY NOSE
FROM: 241B.NICE LOOKING BLD LADY MOWING GRASS.WEARING SHORT BIBS OH LALA
FROM: 241B.BIKKINIS AND MORE BIKKINIS ON THE RIVER.TODAY AM IN HEAVAN
FROM: 451A.THIS GILOOYS AT MASON IRWIN IS FULL OF.BIKER TRASH AND COLORS
FROM: 311P.WOULDNT IT BE COOL IF 11P AND LIKE SOME.EAST SIDE
UNIT(FAR EAST) CRASHED GO TO.CALLS ON OPPOSITE SIDES
DART BOARD.DISPATCHING AT ITS FINEST
FROM: M_STOBER .DO U KNOW THE WORD PLE
ASE......HEE HEE .IT IS 1116 MAIN ST..CONCERT CAFE,,ITS A.PLACE
WHERE GOOFY LOOKN MINORS GO....CANT MISS IT ALWAYS LOITERING.OUTSIDE
FROM: 331P.'BLESS U TACO BELL'
FROM: 311P.JESUS CHRIST LIKE MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE.MORE GUYS
INSIDE LEARNING HOW TO.DISPATCH
FROM: 121A.U TOOK TOO MANY STUPID PILLS TODAY
FROM: 112A.AT LEAST I WOULD HAVE TO TAKE PILLS TO.BE STUPID.
..YOU JUST NATURALLY ARE...HA.HA HA
FROM: 121A.U R TOO STUPID TO TAKE THE RIGHT PILLS
FROM: 282R.THINGS NEVER CHANGE, YOU STILL YELL.INTO YOUR MIC.
QUIT BREATHING INTO THE.MIC AND KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY FIRST.
FROM: 451A.HEY, HOW DO THE SPOTLIGHTS WORK IN.THESE CARS?
FROM: 421A.IF U WORKOUT ON THE TREADMILL MORE.OFTEN, U WOULD OF RUN HIM DOWN....
FROM: 162B.IS IT ETHICAL TO STOP A CAR W/ NO.PLATES, IF MY SQUAD HAS NO PLATES?
FROM: 161A.NO
FROM: 152A.R U LISTENING TO THE BREWER GAME??
FROM: 151A.I WAS, HAD TO TURN IT OFF
FROM: 152A.I CANT LISTEN ANYMORE,,THERE PLAYING.LIKE A BUNCH OF WOMEN..
FROM: 341P.THE KAMA SUTRA ONE IS ABOUT A 30-45.MINUTE VIDEO A
BOUT SOME ANCIENT DUDE.WHO KNEW HOW TO PLEASE WOMEN...NO.KERRIE ISNT IN
IT. ILL BRING THAT ONE.TO YA WHEN I BRING YOU YOUR OTHER.ONES...
FROM: 555T.I KEEP SENDING IT IN AS DORK....BUT IT.WONT ACCEPT IT...
FROM: J_LOCHMAN .THIS ISN'T MY NIGHT TH
E WRONG OFFICERS .ARE ANSWERING OR THEY ARE NOT ANSWERING.AT
ALL-THEN I HAVE THE DISPATCHER FROM .HELL
FROM: 452A.HEY MAN..LET ME IN..IT GOT SOME.BEER...NOT TO BAD
HE...MAYBE I SHOULD.GO TO HOLLYWOOD
FROM: 431A.IVE BEEN SITTING ON WALNUT WATCHING.CARS TO C IF A
NYONE IS UNDRESSING AS.THEY GO BY, HOW DID SHE DO THAT WITH.HER
SEAT BELT ON ?
FROM: 431B.I GAVE HER A VERBAL WARNING FOR THE.SEATBELT VIOLATION
FROM: 431A.U MEAN ORAL
FROM: 152A.THEY'RE LETTING ME WORK WITH REGULAR.HUMANS
FROM: C_FRANCOIS .DONT U LOVE DAYS! COFF
IE DONUTS LITTLE .READING AND VERY LITTLE CRIMINAL ACTIVY!
FROM: 212A.IF UR WEST ON NINTH THERES SOME JACKOFF.WALKING EA
ST GREEN SHORTS WHITE SHIRT.CAT CALLING...
FROM: M_SCULLY .DO YOU KNOW ANY GEMINI
'S????? MY.HOROSCOPE SAYS A SEXY GEMINI.ILLUMINATES YOUR EVENING
FROM: J_LOCHMAN .I WANT TO GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!
FROM: 331P.ITS STILL POSSIBLE TO GO AIRBORN ON.ASHLAND
FROM: 462A.HEY DID U FIND OUT WHICH OFFICER FORGOT.TO TURN HI
S SIREN OFF ON THE TRAFFIC.STOP????
FROM: 421A.DO U HAVE A BOOKLET ON HOW TO FILL OUT.A TRAFFIC CITATION?
FROM: 122A.PLEASE TELL ME IF I AM OUT OF LINE BUT.MAN U LOOKE
D GOOD IN THAT HARLEY SHIRT.YESTERDAY.
FROM: 183R.THANKZ TINA,YOUR NOT OUT OF LINE
FROM: 183R.I JUST TRY 2 KEEP IN SHAPE
FROM: 122A.WELL U R DOING A GREAT JOB. MADE ME.FLUSTERED....
FROM: 183R.ILL LOOK U UP AFTER
FROM: 211A.NO, HAD FIRST 2 HRS OFF....MISSION.CONTROL
LOST THE COMMAND MODULE AGAIN
FROM: 251A.THAT DONT SURPRISE ME
FROM: 211A.THEY COULD F*CK UP A 4 CAR LONG FUNERAL.PROCESSION
FROM: 221A.HEY, FRED AT ROLL CALL EVERYONE THOUGHT.U HAD BEEN
ABDUCTED BY ALIENS OR.SOMETHING. REMEMBER BEING USED FOR ANY.BIZZARE
SEX EXPARIMENTS?
FROM: 212A.GET POWER SHIFT OFF THERE DEAD---- AND.OUT
ON ROAD AT 7 10 WHEN WE GOT CALLS.BACKING UP, THATS MGT ERROR....
FROM: M_SCULLY .THEY SHOULD OF
HANDED OUT PROZAC WHEN.THEY GOT THIS WONDERFUL COMPUTER SYSTEM
FROM: J_BALZA .RADIO ROOM IS NOT A GO
OD PLACE TO BE.TONIGHT
FROM: J_BALZA .SEEMS LIKE WEST SIDE C
AN HEAR C, EAST.CAN HEAR 800..I HAVE BOTH ON..
FROM: J_BALZA .IF IT WAS
BUSY, WE'D BE SCREWED
FROM: J_BALZA .BAYCOM JUST CALLED. IL
L BE SENDING ALL.TO C WHEN 431A IS DONE WITH INDEX
FROM: 152A.I HEARD WHEN THEY WENT THROUGH MONICA'S.POCKETS TH
EY FOUND A WAD OF BILLS...
FROM: 151A.ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME FOR ANOTHER TRAFFIC.STOP....
FROM: K_HOWARD .I CAN SEE WHERE YOUR F
AMILY PROBABLY .KEEPS YOU A SECRET
FROM: K_HOWARD .IS YOUR REAL NAME MAYB
E LIKE MANSON OR .DAHMER?
FROM: 211A.I DON'T LIKE THIS CALL.I DO LIKE THE.BLOND
IN THIS CAR UP HERE,SHOULD I MAKE.A TRAFFIC STOP?
FROM: 361P.HOLY ANNOYING BATMAN
FROM: 361P.I M SURE JONET IS BUSTING HIMSELF W/.ALL THE WORK
HE IS DOING
FROM: 311P.8 39 43 45 49 (13)...I WIN HOLY.SHIT....IM OTTA HE
RE...YEEEE HAAAAAA
FROM: 452A.COOL, IM NOT ANSERING MY RADIO EITHER
FROM: 462A.WHAT RADIO? I TURNED MINE OFF
FROM: M_STOBER .FIRE DISPATCH ALWAYS HAS DRUGS...
FROM: 321P.WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON OUT HERE.....I.EAT A COUP
LE TACOS AND MY WEST SIDE.GOES TO HELL
FROM: M_STOBER .JOHN I HAVE A TOTAL JE
RKOFF WHO IS.REQUESTING YOUR SERVICES HE IS AT THE.PAYPHONE ON WALGREENS
EAST SIDE..R U.FREE TO GO OVER AND TALK TO HIM..ON.EAST MASON ST..
I CAN MAKE U P A
FROM: 112A.STUCK IN THE BFAST RUSH*
FROM: 121A.USE UR LIGHTS AND SIREN IF U HAVE TO.
FROM: 231B.JUST ISSUED A GUY A CITATION FOR MONKEY.SPANKING O
N BONGLES CAPER. VERY CLOSE.TO LOSING IT AND LAUGHING AT THE GUY...
FROM: 211B.YES.. HER.. SHE WAS DRINKING.SUNNYDELIGHT AND VODK
A..OH YA AND ON.ANTI-DEPRESSENTS..THEY WORK WELL 2GETHER
FROM: 351P.EEPIEREHWEMKCIL
FROM: 161A.I PUT 45 MILES SO FAR AND HAVE NOT SEE
N.1 VIOLATION....LOOKING FOR 1 WITH USING.RADAR...HAVE NOT SEEN 1 FOR A
LONG TIME.
FROM: D_WICHMAN .PUT A BULLETT I
N HIM AND IT WILL SOLVE.A LOT OF PROBLEMS AROUND HERE
FROM: 573N.I SEE THAT MY TAX MONEY HAS CREATED A.NICE NEW SUR
FACE FOR THE NON TAX PAYING.CRUISERS ON MAIN
FROM: P_LEWIS .DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME.
.FOR THE LOVE OF.GOD..
FROM: 431A.TO THE COUNTY SQUAD WHO HIT MY STOP.STICKS I APOLOGIZE...I COULDNT GE
T THEM.OUT IN TIME
FROM: D_STIEVO .TIRE TRACKS GOING INTO
THE RIVER. GBFD.IS LAUNCHING THE BOAT AND ASKING FOR A.DIVER.
FROM: 152A.GOOD DEAL BIOUT TIME WE START GETTIN.SOME.
GOOD DRINKING OPPORTUNITY. NOW.ENUFF PERSONAL USE OF THIS.COMPUTER......
MASON MAY B.MONORITING.......
FROM: 151A.PUT THE MC MUFFIN DOWN AND DO SOMETHING
FROM: 462A.WISH I HAD ALZHEIMERS...I COULD HIDE MY.OWN EASTER EGGS
FROM: 231A.I DONT KNOW WHERE ELSE TO GO..THINKING.BOUT CRUISI
NG MAIN ST. AND DOWNTOWN TO.CHECK OUT THE BABES...THESE BROADWAY.WOMEN
JUST AREN'T CUTTING IT
FROM: G_FIFAREK FYI,211B WILL BE IN P
LAIN CLOTHES IN BLU LUMINA FOR TONIGHT,ON BOMB THREAT DETAIL
FROM: 231B.FYI.. AS OF YESTERDAY THE INFAMOS.DIANE..EEERRRR M
S. FRIENDLY.....IS NO.LONGER WORKING AT BCMH...SHE GOT ON HER.BROOM AND
FLEW TO SOME OTHER.INSTITUTION IN GB....THE NEW LADY ,.DONNA, IS VERY
NICE...WE CAN ALL RELAX.NOW
FROM: 231A.I ONLY HAVE A SHOTGUN IN MY SQUAD..I.FEEL UNDER EQUIPED...
FROM: D_GRAF UNITS BE ON THE LOOKO
UT FOR SUSPICIOUS PEOPLE LIGHITN FIRES IN LEAVES AND SUCH..FIRE HAS
GOTTEN ABOUT FIVE CALLS 2NITE REF THE FIRES INLCUDING ONE ON PINE ST
NOW.
FROM: 431A.I WANT A BEER AND TO C NEKED PICTURES.OF UR WIVES
FROM: 321P.WE CAN TAKE CARE OF THE PICS, THE BEER.YOU WILL HA
VE TO GO TO HQ IN MY TRUCK
FROM: 321P.BUT IN EANY EVENT, IM FEELING THE NEED.TO BREAK OU
T THE STICK AND CUFFS......
FROM:.331P.TULSDEYEENOTAHTDEKCUFEIGROEGTUHSDNAYRDSAWEYETAHTNE
HWEYES'DNEIRFLRIGSIHNIFFODEKREJEIPNI'NIDDUPEIGROPEIGROEG
FROM: P_LEWIS .IT WAS GREAT WORKING W
ITH U...THX FOR.THE LAUGHS...IT MADE THIS SUCKING JOB.BETTER...
FROM: 462A.IM THINKING 'X'
FROM: 421A.AS IN RATED?
FROM: 241A.GOT GUYS SMOKING DUBY BEHIND GILLYS.BAR....IM GOING IN....
FROM: 441B.WHAT DO U THINK THE DEPERE COPS WOULD.DO IF I STARTED PATROL
LING AROUND THEIR.CITY LATER TONITE?
FROM: R_BELANGER .CLYDE'S JEWELERS ALARM
SYSTEM WILL BE.OFF, THEY WOULD LIKE SOME EXTRA PATROLD.THRU THE NIGHT.
THANKS
FROM: 111A.THERE R TIMES I FEEL I'M THE ONLY.FUCKING CAR OUT HERE
FROM: 340.THE ONLY WAY I WILL GET BORED TONITE IS.IF WE RUN
OUT OF BAD GUYS AND SINCE IM.THE ONLY SGT. THAT MAKES ME THE MAN!!!!.AND
I CAN GO WHERE I WANT --LOOK U UP.LATER.
FROM: 411A.U MIGHT WANT TO MAKE SURE THEY DO A.REPORT ON THOS
E FIRES,,P.LEWIS AND I.BOTH HAD ONE FAR WEST LAST WEEK,I THINK.ITS
TURNING INTO A BIG PROBLEM..
FROM: 361P.'SHE PARTS THE PETALS OF HER DELICATE.FLOWER AND
DIPS A DRY, POLISHED FINGER.INTO THE WELL OF HER DESIRE'
FROM: 341P.HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO OPEN A.BEER?
FROM: 341P.NONE. IT SHOULD BE OPEN WHEN SHE BRINGS.IT
TO YOU.
FROM: C_GOELTZ .U SHOULD HEAR THIS DRU
NK LOSER IM.TALKING TOO..WUT A TOTAL WASTE OF SPACE
FROM: 211A.HIGH SCHOOL DANCE, GOOD PLACE TO MEET.SINGLE WOMEN
. IM SPEAKING OF THE KIDS.MOTHERS BY THE WAY
FROM: 351P.JUST HAD 2 15 YR OLD GIRLS AT DOTY AND.IRWIN THAT
R TOTALLY.OUTRAGEOUS......MULTIPLE PIERCINGS AND.WILD HAIR..WHEN WE
HOOKED UP THE 1 FOR.BEING A RUNAWAY SHE KISSED THE OTHER 1.GOODBYE.....
WITH TONGUE....IT ROCKED..#...w
FROM: 231A.PROB. SOME DRUNK COPS ON THERE WAY UP.NORTH HUNTING....
FROM:.341P.IMGOINGTOMAKE10TRAFFICSTOPSB4IGOHOME2DOWN8TOGO
FROM: 351P.I HAVE FIRST AID KIT
FROM: 321P.WHATS THAT A 12 PACK?
FROM: 241B.I'M SURE THEY DID NOT MEAN ANYTHING BY.IT.
THEIR JUST MISGUIDED YOUTHS. I.THINK I'LL TRY TO ADOPTSOME OF THEM TO.
HELP THEM OUT IN LIFE.
FROM: 221A.I'M NEVER MAKING ANOTHER TRAFFIC STOP
FROM: 221A.ONLY IF THEY R GANG MEMBERS
FROM: D450.SOME OFTHE GUYS WERE JOKEING THAT THEY.WOULD HAVE TO IMPORT WOMEN CUZ
ALL THE.WI WOMEN ARE TOO FAT
FROM: 341P.HOOTERS AND HARLEYS GOTTA LOVE IT.a
FROM: D450.IN THE SUMMER WHEN IT'S REALLY HOT I.WOULD STOP AND GET A SLUSHIE
AND MY.LIPS WOULD BE BLUE FOR ABOUT 2 HOURS. I.WOULD ALWAYS HOPE TO NOT
GET ANYCALLS
FROM: 311P.I THOUGHT CAPT HERALY SAID THE KDTIS FOR.PROFESIONAL USE ONLY...
OH WELL
FROM: 251B.ONLY WHEN HE IS WORKING..
FROM: 452A.NOPE JUST UR SULTRY VOICE DRIVES ME.WILD AND I DONT WANT TO CRASH
MY SQUAD
FROM: 431A.ATL: CAN OF SPINACH FOR 61A AND 62A TO.HELP WITH THEIR FORCED
ENTRY.SKILLS.......
FROM: 341P.WHEN 800 GOES DOWN, GRAB A CAMPBELLS.SOUP CAN AND A BALL OF STRING
FROM: D450.THAT PO I HAD DAHL FROM SHAWANO. HE.SAID THAT HE GOES THROUGH A
BOOK OF.TRAFFIC CIT EVERYOTHER WEEK. . LORD HELP US
FROM: 341P.RIAEHTNOYSSUPTEGUOYDID
FROM: 411A.SMOKE SIGNALS WOULD BE MORE SECURE....
FROM: 341P.PLZ TELL ME THATS A GOOD SIGN......NEW.PACK COACHDRINKING ON MON
NITE AT 1AM.AT THE CAMELOT....LOOKIN GOOD 4 THE.LIONS THE NEXT 4 YEARS
FROM: 222A.EVER NOTICE THAT WOMEN HAVE THIS THING.WHERE THEY CAN ONLY DO ONE
THING AT A.TIME?
FROM: 412A.WHAT WE NEED IS A NATIONAL DAY OF.ATONEMENT WHERE CRIMINALS PAY THEIR
DEBT TO SOCIETY BY OFFING.THEMSELVES
FROM: 162B.GOTTA DO SOMETHING FOR THE MONEY
FROM: 111A.WHIP IT BABY
FROM: 111A.NOT AT ALL, COVERING 12 ALL DAY WHILE.HEZ GOOFING OFF
FROM: 251B.THANKS ALOT....U KNOW IU HAVE A.GIRLFRIEND...THE MCD'S GIRL
PROBABLY.BELEIVED U
FROM: 111A.I JUST WANT TO THANK U 4 LETTING ME.WORK 11 AND 12 WHILE BLOOM IS
OUT.GOOFIN OFF JUST LIKE WORKING WITH WEISS.HAA
FROM: 261A.HAHA...ALL I SAID WASD THAT YOU WERE.BUYING....HAHAHA
FROM: K_KRUG .YES, I WOULD! I USED TO WORK IN THE TOY.DEPT OF SHOPKO, AND
I HATED THIS TIME.OF YEAR
FROM: L_SAFFORD .DAMN THOSE KIDS RINGING DOORBELLS!!!!!!
FROM: 222A.KEPT YOU GOING FOR A WHILE HUH? HOPE IT.STAYS QUIET FOR THE REST
OF THE.NIGHT..I COULD USE A NAP.
FROM: 222A.IF DROULING..FROM THE MOUTH, WAS MY.WORST ATTRIBUTE, THAT WOULDNT
BE.SOOOOOOOOO BAD..
FROM: 361P.YADLLAENIHWURAEH2TNAWT'NODI
FROM: 361P.OGEWNEHWSKCUDEESU
FROM: 241A.HOWS YOUR SHIN?? I HEARD U GOT KICKED.BY AN OLD MAN...
FROM: M_STOBER WHO CARES..............U R VERY GOOD AT.WHAT U DO....SO..WHO
FREAKN CARES
FROM: M_STOBER .HELLO.......WHOS GOING OUT.TOMORROW...SIM...SOME PEOPLE WANT
TO.KNOW IN HERE
FROM: M_STOBER .I SHOULD GO OUT DRINKN..BUT THE DOC.WOULDNT LIKE THAT.HAAAAAAAAA
FROM: M_STOBER .HOOTIE BLOWS FISH????HAAAAAA
FROM: M_STOBER .HAAAAAAAAAAAA .MAN I CANT EVEN THINK RIGHT NOW..
FROM: M_STOBER .OK NOT AS GOOD AS U BUT MY BRAIN IS.COOKED RIGHT NOW..
FROM: 361P.METALLICA.....THERE AINT ENUFF WORÄS TO.DESCRIBE
FROM: M_STOBER .THAT WAS A GOOD ONE WASNT IT......... .THIS IS KIND OF FUN
...MAN IM A DORK RNT
FROM: C_GOELTZ .REVENEHTHGUORHTGNINRUTGNITSIWT
FROM: C_GOELTZ.RETNUHETIHWTAERGAYTAKCABTHGIR
FROM: 340.THE ONLY WAY I WILL GET BORED TONITE IS.IF WE RUN OUT OF BAD GUYS
AND SINCE IM.THE ONLY SGT. THAT MAKES ME THE MAN!!!!.AND I CAN GO
WHERE I WANT --LOOK U UP.LATER
FROM: 340.AH THE MUSIC THAT TAKES ME BACK TO.THOSE ACID LACED DAYS WHEN U
COULD LOOK.OUT YOUR WINDOW IN MID JANUARY TO SEE.FLOWERS IN FULL
BLOOM IN THE SNOW.DRIFTS--COOL
FROM: 311P.AT LEAST U DIDNT SAY THE F WORD 5 OR 6.TIMES IN THAT ONE LINE
SENTENCE LIKE.BILL RESCH WOULD HAVE....HA
FROM: J_ENGELBRE .IM REALLY NOT TRYING TO SPANK YOU.TONIGHT.
FROM: 151A.GOOD 1.. U MUST HAVE SOME1 NEXT TO U,,.BECAUSE UR NOT SMART OR
WITTY ENOUGH TO.COME UP WITH THAT BY URSELF
FROM: 151A.UD SHOULD KNOW.. IT DOESNT TAKE MUCH TO.STRAIN UR SMALL MUSCLES..
FROM: 231B.I REALLY FEEL THAT UPPER MANAGEMENT IS.CONCERNED ABOUT US AND THE
QUALITY OF.OUR WORK ENVIRONMENT....AND THEY R.THERE NOT AS OUR ADVISARY
BUT.RATHER........BLAH BLAH
FROM: 331P.TSEWETAHI.
FROM: M_STOBER .WELL HAPPY FREAKIN BIRTHDAY U GOOBER....:)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FROM: G_FIFAREK .WAS SCRATCHIN MY HEAD.....
FROM: 361P .AND WOOD IN UR POCKET?
FROM: 366K .I GOT ALL THE BUMS BACK IN THE BUM BOX
FROM: C_GOELTZ .DID U HEAR THE GIGGLING BEFORE ON C?
FROM: 431B .IF DICKHEAD COMES BACK HERE U WANT HIM ARRESTED?
FROM: 152A .I FEEL I'M A FAIRLY DANGEROUS PERSON
FROM: 211A.THE STREETS ARE WET, THE PEOPLE ARE.GOING TO BE PISSED UP, AND THE
SHITS.GOING TO HIT THE FAN
FROM: R_WIESE .DOUG, YOU HAVE GOT TO COME IN SOMETIME.TONIGHT TO HEAR THE
TAPE OF YOUR FIRE .CALL. IT IS HYSTERIAL.
FROM: M_STOBER .I LOVE TALKING TO DRUNK PEOPLE..LOOK.FOR THE GUY IN PACKER
ATTIRE GO FIGURE
FROM: R_WIESE FYI: AS HAPPENS EVERY SUNDAY FROM 5:30- 7:30PM, CIB FILES WILL
BE DOWN FOR 2 HOURS FOR DATABASE BACKUPS.
FROM: 331P.U GOT TO HOLD THE EMERGENCY BUTTONDOWN.ON UR CAR RADIO & U
SHOULD.RESET.....DONT KNOW IF U KNEW THAT..?
FROM: D450.HELLO GOOD LOOKING. TONIGHT HAS ALOT.OF POTENTIAL TO BE VERY BUSY.
SO.FIGURED I'D SAY HI BEFORE YOU GET TOO BUSY.
FROM: R_WIESE .IF YOU FIND ANY REALLY GOOD SMUT, I .COULD USE SOME NEW
STUFF. T U
FROM: D450.DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO ANSWER THAT.QUESTION ON THE MDT.
WE'LL HAVE TO.SAVE THAT FOR THE "SOMEDAY" THAT WE GO.OUT FOR A BEER.
.I KNOW THESE MESSAGES OTHERS CAN READ
FROM: R_WIESE .OH, PARDON ME!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE .BRING BACK SOME PORNO
TAPES TO VIEW. I WAS GOING TO OFFER MY ASSISTANCE -- .BEING THE
HELPFUL GUY THAT I AM
FROM: D450.ALL I MENT IS THAT YOU ARE VER SWEET.AND I JUST THOUGHT THAT YOUR
GIRLFRIEND.COULD BECOME JEALOUS FROM THAT
FROM: 452A.I HAD FUN ALL DAY WITH LYNCH TELLING.HIM WHAT A NO GOOD SO AND SO
HE WAS FOR.NOT TELLING ME. AND I NEVER TOLD HIM.ABOUT ME. AFTER HE FOUND
OUT TONIGHT,.HE HAD THE SAME COMMENTS FOR MES
FROM: 351P.SOUNDS LIKE EVERYONES SCHROOMING ON THE.RADIO.
FROM: P_LEWIS .U R AN OLD LADY...YAKKING ON THE RADIO.
FROM: 452A.I WOULS LOVE TO GO OUT WITH YOU AND.LAURIE. WOULD YOU GO??? WE
WOULD HAVE.OUR DESIGNATED DRIVERS WITH US WHICH IS.IMPORTANT FOR THOSE
OF US THAT HAVE.DIFFICULTY ON CERTAIN ROADWAYS
FROM: D450.WELL I WILL HOPEFULLY TALK TO YOU ON.THURSDAY IF YOU ARE NOT IN
COURT. AND.IF YOU ARE THE BEST OF LUCK TO YOU. .WOULDN'T WISH THAT ON
ANYONE. .XXOO, MISS YA ALREADY.
FROM: D467. WE ONLY HAVE 1 PLACE TO GO 41 TK AND.THAT GETS OLD. PLUS ONE OF
THE COOKS HATES COPS SO WE.ARE ALWAYS TAKEING LIFE INTO OUR
OWN.HANDS EATING THERE.
FROM: D467.THE COOK SHOULD HAVE SOME 99'S SOON SO.IT WILL BE SAFE TO EAT THERE
FOR A.COUPLE OF DAYS AGAIN
FROM: D450.U ARE A BIG FLIRT. U LIKETHIS WITH ALL.THE GIRLS?
FROM: 412A.NICE LEGS ON HER
FROM: 422A.I GOT ABOUT AS MUCH MOTIVATION AS A.BROADWAY DRUNK 2NIGHT...ITS ALL
URS IF.U GOT MORE....
FROM: 162B.GOTTA DO SOMETHING FOR THE MONEY
FROM: 111A.NOT AT ALL, COVERING 12 ALL DAY WHILE.HEZ GOOFING OFF
FROM: 111A.I JUST WANT TO THANK U 4 LETTING ME.WORK 11 AND 12 WHILE BLOOM IS
OUT.GOOFIN OFF JUST LIKE WORKING WITH WEISS.HAA
FROM: K_KRUG .I JUST DON'T THINK I CAN GET UP THAT .EARLY EVERYDAY
FROM: 222A.SHES ONLY 44...LOOKED MUCH YOUNGER..
FROM: 241B.YEH SHE DID.....
FROM: 222A.UNDER THAT PRETTY.FACADE..LOTS'O'MILEAGE....
FROM: 241B.YES....I WOULD SAY....TIME FOR ANOTHER.OIL CHANGE
FROM: 222A.SEVERAL DIFFERENT DIP STICKS USED...
FROM: 241B.HAAAAAAAAAA
FROM: 261A.YOU HAVE A TRAFFIC STOP? WAS IT GOOD.FOR YOU?
FROM: 316.HEY! HOWS THINGS IN 261A LAND?? WE.WERE GOING OVER OUR X-MAS PARTY
LIST.AND CHECKING IT TWICE (BUT NOT FOR THE .NAUGHTYOR NICE THING) DID
YOU GET ONE .YET?? YOU SHOULD HAVE, IF NOT LET ME .KNOW.
FROM: M_STOBER .TAHTHTIWPUSTAHW
FROM: M_STOBER .YOUR JUST SUCH A COOL CAT..I COULDNT.RESIST TO SAY "HEY"....
ALRIGHT NOW IM.SHUTTING UP....
FROM: 361P.IF U HAVE SOME BEER LEFT...BRING DAT.TOO....I FORGOT
FROM: 340.HEY THERE OFF. LEWIS U KNOW THERE ARE.BAD GUYS OUT AND ABOUT BUT IM
READT 4.THEM. ON CABLE TODAY WAS 24HRS OF.EASTWOOD SO AFTER WATCHING
DIRTY HARRY.AND MAGNUM FORCE IM READY. TALK ABOUT.YOUR PSYCHOLOGICAL .
FROM: 361P.MAN, U KNOW UR KEEPING URSELF BUSY WHEN.U INDEX A GUY W/ MIDDLE NAME
OF 'KONK'
FROM: J_LOCHMAN .YOU CAN GO TO HELL
FROM: 361P.DEKNAPSTEGANNOG
FROM: J_ENGELBRE .EREH PU STUN GNIOG MI
FROM: C_GOELTZ .GRAND PUHBAH OF ALL DORKS AND THAT.WHICHIS DORKIE
FROM: 361P.THE YARD U TARD
FROM: 152A.ILL HOLD THE SCREEN DOOR, U KICK
FROM: 583N.I DIDNT UNDERSTAND A WORD SHE JUST.SAID?
FROM: 261A.I HAVE NO CLUE EITHER
FROM: 251A.U BIG MEEENIE